15 Funny Facts About Real Teachers

Are you a REAL teacher? Are you sure? Check out collection of 15 funny facts about REAL TEACHERS and see for yourself. If you like it, ple...

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Are you a REAL teacher? Are you sure? Check out collection of 15 funny facts about REAL TEACHERS and see for yourself. If you like it, please share it on Facebook, tweet about it, email it to your fellow teachers!

1.Teachers Have Been Hearing the Dog Ate My Homework Excuse Since 1905

2. Teachers grade papers in the car, during commercials, in faculty meetings.

3. Teachers Have to Check Their Seat Before Sitting Down.

4. Teachers have disjointed necks from writing on boards without turning around.

5. Teachers understand the importance of making sure every kid gets a Valentine.

6. Teachers have never heard an original excuse.

7. Teachers know the difference between what ought to be graded, what should be graded, and what should never see the light of day.

8. Teachers know that the 1st class disruption they see is probably the 2nd one that occurred.

9. Teachers can "sense" gum.

10. Teachers give themselves away in public because of the dry erase pen marker smudges all over their hands.

11. Teachers will eat anything left in the teacher's lounge.

12. Teachers do not take "no" for an answer unless it is written in a complete sentence.

13. Teachers are solely responsible for the destruction of the rain forest.

14. Teachers know the value of a good education and are appalled upon seeing their paychecks.

15. Teachers hear the heartbeats of crisis; always have time to listen; know they teach students, not subjects; and they are absolutely nonexpendable.